Running around to Give you the Reacharound


My Apollie-Ollogies

Dear Joe,

I sincerely and profusely apologize for the severe lambasting I doled out with such vitriol in your general direction below. I immediately regret it. Not only do I know who you are, I recognize that you've won a game in Sanford stadium before.

Just because my girlfriend dumped me for a richer, more popular guy is no excuse for me to call up one of my exes, give her the Joe Cox, and immediately call her a fat whore and make her leave.

My bad.



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