Shotcallin'

First, read BI's ode to the golden age of MTV. Then, before heading to the pool, or Athens, or Gainesville, or wherever, hit up your favorite guido or gaming website and lay down the following:

UCLA (+7.5) over Tennessee - $10

Florida (-35) over Hawaii - $10

East Carolina (+9.5) over Virginia Tech - $25

East Carolina (+340 ML) over Virginia Tech - $10

Michigan (-3.5) over Utah - $20

Alabama (+4.5) over Clemson - $50

Alabama (+170 ML) over Clemson - $30

Usually, I don't lay too much money down the first two weeks of football…so we'll be giving you plenty more options on how to lose some money in the weeks to come.

2008 Record: 0-0

2008 Pot: $0

Enjoy the last weekend of summer, the first weekend of football and be sure to come back on Tuesday our sobered-up analysis of the weekend that was. Go Dawgs!

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